Haiku The News: Marshmellow Peeps, Instagram, And Stalking Alec Baldwin
Now you can share your
bathroom duck-faces with the
world. Thanks, Zuckerberg!
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
Election years, like
Hallmark, in-laws, and diamond
rings, last forever.
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
Who wouldn’t stalk him,
for 30 Rock alone? Step
aside Timberlake.
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
The followers of
the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
pay tribute Sunday.
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
Be proactive and
move them from the press straight to
the recycling.
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
Pink Flamingos have
met their match. Marshmallowers
invade and conquer.
from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday
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