Haiku The News: Airplane Babies, In-Flight Entertainment, And Towns For Sale

Just a reminder

for all the Christians who hate

Jews – you can suck it.

from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday



I wonder if she

had trouble getting the kid

through security.

from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday



So I can’t bring nail

clippers on board, but you found

a pair of scissors?

from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday

That’s definitely

what I’d buy with that kind of

money – Wyoming…

from Asterisky staff writer Katie Holliday



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